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pikesville

the center in batimore, maryland of jews who count down the days until they can leave. its full of old people who need their lisenses revoked for public safety, dads who work 9-5 in their banker, lawyer, or medical career, moms who come to their kids lacrosse games, and the rest are bored teenagers. the only thing fun to do in the area is raid other towns for their fun (towson) and make fun of the owings mills and reisterstown kids. never mind they all buy the same abercrombie clothes, clearly pikesville kids reign supreme. the best part about pikesville is how every family is related somehow, so technically you almost always hooking up with a distant relative! have fun in the town that people cannot wait to move away from in college.
Wow, look at that pikesville girl, her black eyeliner looks too overdone and i just saw her jeans on the clearance rack of abercrombie.
by brenna April 5, 2005
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pikesville

A (proverbial) place where people say they are going to do things but back out at the last minute.
Boofhead said he was gonna come paint-balling with us on Saturday, but I guess there was something better going on in Pikesville.
by lukeod May 22, 2005
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pickleville

A fictional place where you visit once under the influence of various class a's or when 'in-it' !
Low it's Whaley, when are we next getting a one-way ticket to pickleville
by The South Face April 23, 2006
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Prineville

Prineville a small town in central Oregon were people like to fuck anything the see especially there goats
First person: let’s go to prineville to get some girls

Second person: Na they got goats
by Goat lovers December 4, 2020
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Pikesville

A town in the northwest corner of Baltimore County straddling Reisterstown Road and Park Heights Avenue. It was overwhelmed by a Jewish population in the 50s. By the 60s, Pikesville became synonymous with Hebrew. If you were goy, you were invisible. Given the wealth of the population, everything was run by and for Jews. Elite stores clamored for leases; The Villager, Pappagallo Shoes, etc. The Jews took over the PTA, took over the political arena, took over everything. The kids were so spoiled it was ridiculous. On Jewish holidays, Pikesville shut down. There were some establishments that made their mark in history. The Suburban Club was a country club that became the equivalent of a Jewish Dubai. There was the Pikes Theater, a little movie house that expanded, whose first long run film was, guess? Exodus. There was Irving Borenstein's Arts & Objects. Field's Pharmacy quickly grew to a department store. You could work as a waitress in the soda shop and feel the sting of abuse if you were obviously a shickse. Mike's Pizzeria was a great place for the Jewish kids to hang out, with the walls painted in cartoon design by graphic artist Robin Broadfoot. S&H Restaurant was a great deli for authentic Kosher. In the mid 60s, the building of Pikesville Sr. High began on Smith Avenue. That is a chapter in and of itself.
If you told people from other locations in Maryland that you were from Pikesville, they would instantly look at your face and say, "Funny, you don't look Jewish."
by JustPeachy362 January 2, 2017
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piltville

Slang for whatever dysfunctional, dead-end community is called home
Seen near San Diego: "Welcome to El Cajon" over-sprayed with the tag, "Piltville, USA"
by patrikazam April 23, 2007
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Pikesville Syndrome

the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.
"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"
by docstrangelove May 25, 2022
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