Pinkyitis

(n) Disease that is acquired after enrollment in a private school and is passed generation to generation. One may notice this by ones pinky always in an erect position. It is the true portrayal of snobbish behavior.

Devin and Jon were normal guys until they enrolled in Loyola University and noticed that they had received pinkyitis. Now there the laughing stock of every party.

by Doctor S March 29, 2010

pinky winky

A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.

Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Piggyback Stamper

Someone who gives their Stamp of Approval to something after someone else has already recommended it.

Originally from the TV show How I Met Your Mother Episode: The Stamp Tramp

Person 1: I just really like the new song by Fun.
Person 2: I have not heard it yet (than goes and listens to the song on YouTube)

The Next Day: Person 2: Have you heard that new song by FUN its one of my most favorite songs of all time.
Person 1: I just told you about that song yesterday. (Rolls Eyes) You are such a piggyback stamper.

by NPBear143 December 7, 2012

Picky Eater

A person that is adverse to a wide variety of foods; additionally picky eaters often display an unwillingness to try new foods, or any food that contains even a small amount of a food they do not like.

Sally won't eat broccoli because she hates green vegetables she is such a picky eater. Bill won't eat that it has onions in it he is such a picky eater.

by Youkai Touzoku October 26, 2009

pinky dinky

pinky dinky is a small penis or "dinky" as some girls will call it, usually the girl will look at her own pinky finger or her thumb and she will laugh if your dick is the same size or smaller

Tiffanie looked down and saw that his dick was even smaller than her thumb. She almost choked with laughter but tried to remain calm. She quickly realized her thumb was bigger than Travis' pinky dinky. She started to laugh, but needed a ride home so she caught herself. The following week, every girl in high school would not date Travis unless they were interested in small penises.

by brad1256 January 20, 2014

piggy payback

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Pinky

She's the type to laugh at all your jokes and has sense of humor. She's a girl worth fighting for. No matter what she looks like, she will always be an ideal girl. Prefers coffee shops over bars, juice over alcohol and books over boys. She's smart and matured at work, but dorky and funny on normal conversations. Her name is Pinky but she loves dark colors. She has a resting bitch face but if you get to know her more, she's an actual sweetheart!

B1: Did you see that girl? She's so Pinky! I'm going to ask her out.

B2: No, I am.

*Run as fast as they can to the girl*

by kaiyah December 29, 2017