a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.

"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"

by g-l420 August 16, 2009

retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.

Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!

by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005

hippie picnic

A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).

1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.

by noelm91 July 24, 2007

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011

Crazy Boozy Picnic

post exams, this event occurs when 5 great friends take the ordinary picnic going to a new level. Twista game gets involved, the beach is also present, under the influence of paralyzing amounts of alcohol, numerous horrendously degrading games are played to let off all the exam stress. The picnic culminates in the core five inviting as many randomers to join as possible, and trying to kiss a lifeguard / have a ride on the safety surfboard they use. Many do not survive the entire boozy picnic, apart from the core 5.

Kim: I say BOOZY, you say PICNIC... BOOZY
George: PICNIC
Kim: BOOZY
Crowd: PICNIC !!!

Alice + Claire: Sayyyy, what about a lil ride on that safety surfboard
Lifeguard: No, no, thats quite impossible
Elly: But its our Crazy Boozy Picnic!
Lifeguard: WOW, well if thats the case then HELL YEAHHH!

by vk-wtf-r-u-wkd-ing May 22, 2009

Stranger’s Picnic

A stranger’s picnic is when a male and female couple have a picnic and invite a male stranger to join them, the woman in a short skirt or dress removes her underwear and takes turns sitting on the laps of both her partner and the stranger, secretly sliding their bare cocks inside her pussy and having sex with both her partner and the stranger until they have both cum inside her.

I went on a Stranger’s Picnic over the weekend, it was so much fun and liberating, I can't wait to do it again.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023