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Photoshop ND

A new program with the amazing ability to create artwork that both plagiarizes, and totally degrades the human mind to a new unbelievable level of nescience. Fully equipped with the Nick's Goodness Tool, and the Make Better Filter, this program not only succeeds in making you look like a non-sentient life form, but also makes you feel like one too.
What the hell were you using, Photoshop ND?

Wow, another fine piece of art produced by Photoshop ND.
by Your mum May 5, 2005
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Photonography

What you see through a camera but the camera doesnt take the photo nor does it make the picture. What you see on the other side of the camera is whats making the picture.

Using the word "photono"- derived by photos and photons. particle rays coming off what you see can creating the photo within. and "graphy" the art, work or study of something.
Hi, i am a photonographer, i specialized in photonography would you like a photo?
by Embodiment of oracular June 9, 2010
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Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle
by Zaamie July 7, 2011
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photoboobed

When strange additional cleavage / bare boobs appear in your photo.
OMG we just got photoboobed by this girl in a striped dress!
by Talon13 February 14, 2014
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Photoshoot

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas
Let’s have a photoshoot!”
by Jollysanta May 30, 2019
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Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.
"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."
by MinWang September 29, 2012
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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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