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Phony

Something that isn't what it seems or tries to be something it isn't, or tries to be part of the system. Like two bad actors. Until they taser you, in the butt.

No one wants your autograph, phonies!
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole
over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'

My butthole was on fire. - Phony = Elijah Wood and Ben Affleck.
by The Lonely Islands January 18, 2012
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phoney

1. An item that is not genuine.
2. A person that does not have genuine intentions.
3. no-getter. See definition after the link.
The no-getter is so phoney, he acts one way around his friends, then is so mean to his real family.

Tom bought a phoney Playstation 2.

The high-society woman is a phoney, as she really grew up in a trailer park.
by darkstar67 May 3, 2005
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phonytail

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail
Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.
by elliott February 4, 2005
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phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.
"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."
by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009
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Phonzy

a crazy, short, intelligent, hilarious, out-going, always try's to make others happy before himself, badass mother fucker addicted to My Little Pony, Yu-gi-oh, and boobs.
guy: did that guy just grab your boob?!?

girl: yea its okay. it's just Phonzy
by PhonzyLover May 25, 2013
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Phonylicious

Did you see her shirt?
yeah..it was phonylicious
by Nodnal October 8, 2005
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Phony

Phony ; Slang = punk ass bitch

A phony is a person, typically in high school or college, but they can be anywhere, who openly judges people, spreading half truths, falsehoods or disseminating personal information (i.e. Gossip) in exchange for advancing their social statuses and continuing the repression of certain things in your subconscious that lead you to feel the need to denigrate people (such as repressing sexual confusion by harassing students who are gay, lesbian, transgender or bisexual.)

The only way a phony is rehabilitated is through karma, where the alienation and defamation they've forced on those who do nothing to deserve it bites them in the ass, whether because they've learned they can't get a job just by appealing to the baser instincts of insecure people and selling out your friends, when the suffering they have incurred on others leads their victims to lead miserable lives which often end up cut short, and when they go past college age, can no longer use their popularity to wiggle away from Johnny law.

These struggles then lead phonies to realize the extent of how much they have hurt other people for petty reasons and then decide to come to terms with what they have repressed.
Man, that douchebag is such a phony, selling himself and his friends down the river for some temporarily boosted social status.
by Guess6667 August 14, 2011
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