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cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
by Motorblade January 24, 2010
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rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam
"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."
by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005
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Phonebook funny

Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.
Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.

Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.
by zardoz73 October 30, 2009
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phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."
by deeceeo October 14, 2004
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Yellow Phonebooth

n: A place where lucid dreamers go, in their dreams, to sign their names so that other lucid dreamers may find it.

A phonebooth of the color, yellow, which is consciously realized in a dream by a person who is aware that they are dreaming i.e., a lucid dreamer.
It took her three lucid dreams to find The Yellow Phonebooth and a sharpy before becoming so aware of her dream state that she woke up.
by Kindel of Liquefaction August 2, 2006
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Phonebody

One whose life is centered on or around their phone
She's such a phonebody, she's always on her phone!
Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!
by abster417phonebody September 30, 2016
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Phonebook Butt

A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.
Have you seen Jessa’s butt? She’s got a phonebook butt!
by Dr. Knockers January 3, 2023
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