Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.

"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.

by GeekVault August 27, 2010

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

Bone Prone

One of the most underrated sex positions that exist today. It requires the female to lie completely flat on her stomach while the man on top straddles themselves over her butt cheeks. This allows the male pin her down while he pumps his way into heaven.

Clyde: "Hey you know that brunette girl Veronica from the bars last night? She told me she loves anal so I brought her back to my place and proceeded to pound her poop chute with my throb knob bone prone style. The sight of her gorgeous dumper being penetrated while I vice gripped her hair made me powerless to go any longer. I pulled out, clenched my cock with the intensity of a thousand suns, and shot my ball snot all over her gaping brown eye."

Mike: "Be right back I'm gonna go jerk off now."

by Clyde Bonifas September 23, 2015

prone to bone

describes a person that looks attractive; somebody with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse

I don't care if she's 52 years old-- Sheryl Crow is prone to bone.

by Uncle Snake December 13, 2014

bone prone

Something that is easily boneable, fuckable, or is something u can be used to replace female genitalia, to get off

"Dude,check out that veal in the fridge!"
"Oh man, totally bone prone"

by Lanedawg December 7, 2009

boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009

Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012