certifiable genius professor whose talents are underappreciated by his school at large, but has a devoted (if small) following of students and friends who understand and value his unique brand of humor and intelligent discussion
by mrgeode February 9, 2005
Get the poff mug.A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
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Get the phofulaite mug.When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.
- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.
by imponerad February 5, 2009
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A person who pretends to be friends with all and just cannot help himself not to stab them in the back. They have close relationships with cowards and jerk off with the everlasting memory of their best buddies' girlfriends.
Poffuse is too coward to be a pervert and they all have this habit of manifesting a neat outlook of themselves.
Poffuse lacks the ability to hold on to any kind of moral virtues. They are always walking in the back lines and always put the blame on others while expressing the innocent look of a kitty cat.
A person who pretends to be friends with all and just cannot help himself not to stab them in the back. They have close relationships with cowards and jerk off with the everlasting memory of their best buddies' girlfriends.
Poffuse is too coward to be a pervert and they all have this habit of manifesting a neat outlook of themselves.
Poffuse lacks the ability to hold on to any kind of moral virtues. They are always walking in the back lines and always put the blame on others while expressing the innocent look of a kitty cat.
I prefer to die by the hands of my enemies than to be saluted by a poffuse.
- I always admire you Maggy!
- Shut up you miserable piece of poffuse masking project.
Cut all your connections with poffuse people and enjoy the newly freed capacity of your mind which was busy analyzing their stupid behavior all the time.
- I always admire you Maggy!
- Shut up you miserable piece of poffuse masking project.
Cut all your connections with poffuse people and enjoy the newly freed capacity of your mind which was busy analyzing their stupid behavior all the time.
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