pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

by standby December 26, 2008

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

phishing

Scamming method used to ellicit information from "uninformed" computer users through impersonation of trusted sources.

Joe got an e-mail from eBay saying he needed to enter his username and password at the link provided to verify his account information. It later turns out he was a victim of phishing.

by Easy_Target February 19, 2005

im catching what your pitching

i understand what your expressing

im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008