Phelpsing

When someone wets you so hard, it's like watching Michael Phelps kill his competitors in Olympic swimming.

Aww boy that's all you got? he was phelpsing on yo' bitchass.

by G-race the mad italian October 17, 2008

Phelpsing

so be an awesome beast, of or like Michael Phelps, win an enormous amount of gold medals and be amazing

Omg he is phelpsing.(as someone is beating everyone else by alot)

by Jojo785 October 12, 2008

Phelpsing

Verb:

1. To smoke herbs in preparation for a competitive event or in celebration of the victory of a competitive event

"Hey guys I'm Phelpsing right now I will be ready for the match in a few minutes."

"Bro, that was an amazing match, I am going to be Phelpsing with the good stuff tonight!"

by Hardluck December 25, 2012

Phelpsing

Swimming like a god.

"Dude I'm getting better at Phelpsing every day".

by Therealmichaelphelps October 30, 2017

phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a wine bottle and having the cork explode inside you.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025