logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

Palpatine

The character in any film who's clearly evil to any member of the audience, but who won't be recognized as such by the characters until it's far too late. A character may also "Palpatine" as a verb; this used to describe when the character reveals his evil nature.

The police chief in that flick was a total Palpatine. Why did no one ever realize he was evil?

by Wreck the Check August 1, 2006

phalange

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

Palps

a shortened, derogatory nickname for Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars.

Emergency powers? That sounds too much like Palps.

by SnowSkywalker222 August 24, 2018

Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018

palpitations

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

palpatine

A Verb, meaning "to manipulate events totally and subtly, controlling both sides of an interaction to achieve one's own end."

Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars orchestrated the Clone Wars, the downfall of the Galactic Republic, Jedi Order, and Separatist Movement, and commanded complete control over the Galactic Empire and the Dark Side of the Force. He was the ultimate double agent, parading among his powerful enemies without suspicion. He appeared the benevolent elected leader while masterfully plotting the demise of everything god. Thus "to palpatine" means that one controls a situation completely and can bring about whatever results he desires without anyone being aware.

It can applied to trivial situations as well.
Fred: "Dude, did you hear Jeff and Andrea broke up?"
Winston: "Yeah, that was all Clara's doing. She manipulated their emotions and aggravated the conflict so that she could get with Jeff."
Fred: "She totally palpatined them!!"

by Astrapto August 29, 2009