phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019

phallic organ

another, more antiquated, but more appropriate name fora guy's penis

if you don't know that it's both your cajones as well as the accompanying phallic organ that are being removed when you are castrated or emasculated, you have a problem.

by Sexydimma January 31, 2017

phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004

Phallic Snack

A road trip blow job.

You're on a road trip and you're horny and your GF goes down on you for a little Phallic Snack.

by Precy Ann Klein September 23, 2006