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Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
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Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.
"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"
by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018
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Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021
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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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phalange tickle

To sexually arose with the use of ones fingers. To finger bang during foreplay.
My girlfriend gets really turned on when I phalange tickle her pussy.
by 90Bella January 2, 2021
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Phalangate

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.
by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008
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