Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.
by Cambone September 8, 2005
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(; pew-see) noun
also known as p-side
1. big village/small town near swindon in THE SHIRE (wiltshire) composed of pubs, churches and hairdressers
a wide range of florists can also be found and chips, kebabs and takeaways can be purchased at any point of time.
2. a small town supporting the uk alcohol industry, black market and crop circle club
oooh argh!!
also known as p-side
1. big village/small town near swindon in THE SHIRE (wiltshire) composed of pubs, churches and hairdressers
a wide range of florists can also be found and chips, kebabs and takeaways can be purchased at any point of time.
2. a small town supporting the uk alcohol industry, black market and crop circle club
oooh argh!!
by farmer-dave May 25, 2011
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Maybe small in stature but big thing come in small packages. They are hard working, kind,laid back and fun to be around. They are very caring and have lots of friends.but do not underestimate. They are very protective of there children, significant other and family. They are one of a kind.
by ladyluck86 December 15, 2014
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Hey did you see that guy creep on the group of girls outside the movie theatre?
Yeah he's a real pewee!
Yeah he's a real pewee!
by TheMysterion May 2, 2010
Get the Pewee mug.A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.
*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh
*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy
* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer
*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer
*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer
*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"
*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"
*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"
*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy
* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer
*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer
*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer
*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"
*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"
*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"
by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021
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