are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.

by Enlie10 August 23, 2011

pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012

pasting

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012

Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

by Carnictus May 6, 2012

Pasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high

Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."

by Trollylolol May 7, 2012

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009