Pervony

A pervony is a sub-category of the fan base referred to as bronies. A brony is an adolescent or adult male who is a fan of the show "My Little Ponies." Pervonies are men who comprise a small offshoot of the fan group bronies, and are generally considered perverted and/or deranged. They consist of fan fiction writers and fan artists whose work is filled with sexually explicit and/or macabre subject matter loosely based on the "My Little Ponies" cartoon. This group also includes consumers of such material. The "My Little Pony" material created by pervonies includes porn comics, food fetish fan fiction, a post-apocalyptic My Little Pony epic which has "graphic rape and sex scenes and numerous gory deaths," and "a Stygian epic about the Rainbow Factory wherein ponies are murdered to extract the necessary pigment for rainbow production." Thus the name is derived from a mix of pervert + pony.

"Hey dude! I heard you're a brony! That's awesome. I am too."

"Sweet. We should hang out sometime. But just to be clear, you're not a pervony are you? I like My Little Ponies, but I don't get off on kid's cartoons. I just enjoy the show."

by Vertigo Girl January 26, 2013

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

pervy

Lightheartedly perverted, charmingly perverted. One step below kinky.

Shall we have regular sex, or would you like to be a bit pervy today?

by robotmad January 5, 2007

Pervy Swervy

Strange perverts who ogle more than one victim at once. Usually found on buses during school runs, and One Direction concerts.

"That Pervy Swervy cunt is gonna get it!!!"

by dannyCOcrane December 10, 2012

Pervin Mervin

A phrase used to describe discreet female masturbation.

An act of rubbing ones vagina on another object discreetly.

It is not believe that an orgasm can be reached when Pervin Mervin, but rumours have been heard of rare occasions where this may happen.

I caught her Pervin Mervin on the Rocking horse..
Have you seen Lucy? She's probably Pervin Merivn somewhere.

by TheRandom One June 14, 2017

Pervy pigeon

While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.

"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"

by Wind-deez February 11, 2021