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stay pressed

commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.
toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*
by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020
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Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.
by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009
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peen press

When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"

This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"

Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 24, 2011
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Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.
Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.
by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009
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press f

by bekon January 16, 2019
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Beer Pressure

Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.
Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.
by Classic wyatt January 21, 2018
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pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').
When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.
by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
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