pepperoni pizza

The most beautiful food in the world.

<FlareonAtma> brb, pepperoni pizza

by Atma October 23, 2003

Pepperoni

The areola of a woman's breast. The area surrounding the nipple.

She had fat nipples surrounded by pepperoni.

by kenz November 25, 2003

Pepperoni Nipples

when your nipples exceed the limit of your tittie.

also known as silver dollar nipples, and ufo's.

by Stephen "papa" Youngerman April 3, 2004

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023