Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.
Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.
by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021
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"Who is that in the lower bay?"
"That's Maglor, he's a follower of Pontanism, that's why he's been called to give his view."
"Pontanism is far too negative about alcohol , and in doing so they commit heresy against the Holy Spirit."
"That's Maglor, he's a follower of Pontanism, that's why he's been called to give his view."
"Pontanism is far too negative about alcohol , and in doing so they commit heresy against the Holy Spirit."
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Pentonism • Pehtonism • peptonismal • Peytonism • Anti-Peytonism • paytonism • Gentonism • pansonism • Pedronism • peltoniemi
This is the medical sland understanding for someone with a unatrual finger Length of Shape caused from Holding a pen for long periods of time
Ben played osu with a pen for 5 days straight
Arijus hand write an essay for 10 days straight
Nedas's shlong was so long he had to hold it like a pen
Holding the pen over periods of time that create muscle congestures causing Pentonsious pains
Arijus hand write an essay for 10 days straight
Nedas's shlong was so long he had to hold it like a pen
Holding the pen over periods of time that create muscle congestures causing Pentonsious pains
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Most commonly used when someone is in a super easy match in a videogame and yet die.
Pronounciation: Posuke like josuke but with a P Pentanis like Pen-tan-is (not like the word is but like the letter are shown)
Most commonly used when someone is in a super easy match in a videogame and yet die.
Pronounciation: Posuke like josuke but with a P Pentanis like Pen-tan-is (not like the word is but like the letter are shown)
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