Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

Pengting

A word frequently used by illiterate males to describe a females appearance. This word is used among chavs who can't seem to communicate without sounding mentally retarded.

"Oi mate look at that fit bird!"
"Yes bruv she's pengting ye 💦👅👌🏼"
"Mate how you do dat?"

by You're a normie July 28, 2017

Penillingus

Mouth to penis sex;fellatio;a blow job

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.

by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Penisgina

When a girl spreads her legs and a penis flops out of her vagina, with a boner.

Sally: yes fuck my vagina
Bob: holy shit a penisgina!! :O

by i fucked ur mom in the ear September 20, 2009

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

peasting

to heavily indulge in carousing.

"I'm peasting, off tha riesling."

by the cuban missile July 9, 2010

penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018