Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 23, 2019

Peninit

a strange and large girl usually large in the bust or butt area. Will usually eat anything in sight.

"Watch out the Peninit is on the loose in the supermarket"

by aliza January 25, 2005

Penisnis

Paul Thomas has a penisnis and a best friend 'Boobienis' ;)
A MIXTURE OF PENIS AND WENIS! ♥♥

Paul - "I could name my penis..penisnis"

Bethan - "I could name my boobs..boobienis"

Paul - "They would be best of friends boobienis and penisnis 4eva"

Bethan - "BOOBIENIS&PENISNIS 4 LYF"

by BethFryer September 24, 2011

Peniosity

The curiosity of another mans penis.

My peniosity for Johnny Depp is quite immense.

by Deedan August 20, 2014

penisninsula

A peninsula that looks like a penis

(Man is in helicopter) oh it’s shaped like a penisninsula!

by Jeffjaffjoffjuffjiff jeeeeeeff March 28, 2021

peninis

when a penis is put in a panini press

I stopped by panera today to order a peninis.

by peninispogh April 24, 2021

Penisnismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021