a penguin invaded my dern school

why did you search this up?

why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

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by Nethamer October 4, 2020

Daddy Penguin

The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

Apparently originated from Norwich, England

' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....

‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’

'It's my "Special move"'

by You Joker May 18, 2012

dirty penguin

When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.

"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*

by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005

The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013

Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.

"He's a "dead penguin"..."

by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019