pene face

look in a mirror and you'll find out

ey cabron you look like a pene face

by alberto lares July 1, 2008

Pene Wene

a. (P nee we nee)A word that defines a very small penis. A penis that is so small you can't buy condom's for it, and you have to resort to a sandwich baggie. b. What is referred to as 'it'when your girlfriend needs to ask "is it in?" c. Usually found on men named 'Tom', 'Chad', 'Brian', or 'Jeff'. d. A man's appliance that is so small you can't see it when your peeing. e. The size of the man's appliance when he needs 'extenze'. f. When your cock is smaller than your belly, you know you have a pene wene! g. The size of your wene when you can't make your wife or girlfriend cum, or orgasm. h. when your penis is smaller than a hot dog. i. What men with big cocks talk about after the other guy leaves the bathroom. "God, did you see his pene wene??"j. What you have when you are born. k. When your cock stays the same size through adulthood. L. When there isn't a bulge in the guy's pants, he must have a pene wene. M. When a frog has a bigger one than you, you have a pene wene!

1. "Boy, that man has a REAL pene wene! "

2. "OMG that is such a pene wene!"
3. "The guy I was dating, he had such a pene wene that

I left him."
4. " it was smaller than even small! it was a pene wene!"
5. The smallest cock you can imagine is a pene wene.

by Kit Katt73 March 14, 2010

pene pasta

some food the campo water polo team made up relating to penis, pasta and parsa

Pene Pasta Para Parsa

by ER December 16, 2004

pene enorme

big dick

that's a pene enorme

by Big panocha April 4, 2017

Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

Este pene

Este pene means this dick in spanish, usually used as an exclamation

If they ask me that question one more time I'll say ESTE PENE!

by L.Harris January 15, 2016

Piccolo pene

Italian for tiny penis
Alternatively, an Italian male with a small phallic member

see also: Tristan's cock

example 1: Tristan ha un piccolo pene
example 2: That Sandro kid is a real Piccolo Pene

by quinoaforlunch November 3, 2016