Pence

A fatass who wont stop eating, wont socialize, and only leaves there room for food

He is a pence, he’s so wierd

by FatassBÏTÇH May 30, 2020

Pence

The act of taking a shit.

I have to pence.

I penced this morning.

I’m pencing right now.

by Skid mark 11 August 25, 2020

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 7, 2020

Pence

A spineless coward who enables corruption or abusers by remaining silent, or refusing to take a stand after serious wrong has been committed.

You can't let Pastor Joe keep hurting innocent kids. You have the power to stop him. Don't be such a Pence.

by Zowen January 8, 2021

Pence

The act of overtly and obnoxiously fawning by a known sycophant

One who indiscriminately endeavors, however pathetic or immoral the course, to gain the approval of the person or institution they admire

A traitor lacking courage

He had a chance to stand by democracy and save his own skin, but he chose to grovel and penced it up.

He's going to tie his family's reputation forever with the traitors' cause he's all about that pence.

He sucked Trump's toes during the coup attempt cause he was a total pence

by PenceIsAHo January 12, 2021

Pence

to be put in permanent exile as trump did to Mike Pence when he refused to cave to trumps pressure to go along with the wacko plan drawn up by Eastman to use his powers as the president of the senate to throw out Mike and Trumps own opponent's certified elelectoral slates in what would amount to a staggering conflict of interest and a constitutional crisis if it could be successful

Trump will wait till the last hour to run so that DeSantis will already have expended much energy and resources to the point that it will be humiliating for DeSantis to back out. Trump actually wants DeSantis to not back out so he can "Pence" him.

by Amy H15 January 21, 2022