Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet March 31, 2015
Get the pencemug. (v.) To constrict one's sphincter.
She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.
OR
I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
OR
I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017
Get the pencemug. by J. Moreno April 10, 2008
Get the pencemug. When two powerful men with micropenises touch the tips of their penises together while gazing in each other's eyes.
by dottoregus February 3, 2017
Get the pencemug. (verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020
Get the Pencedmug. The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
Get the Pencedmug. A frozen visage merging play pretend semblance of sentiency whilst nonetheless still complicit amidst carnival train-wreck.
Noticing the santorum and awkwardness of it’s existence in the situation, he nonetheless remained penced. Afterall, the president was watching.
by Whatawuss January 1, 2019
Get the Pencedmug.