If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.

Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?

by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.

The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Peniseule

If you say "Peniseule" to someone, he will say "Halts Maul du Eule!" to you, which means youre pretty fucked up.
In most of the cases u will get pwned if u say it.

Gore says: Du dreckige Peniseule pass auf Mann!
(You dirty penisowl watch out man!)
Anubis says: Halts Maul du Eule ich fick deine Mutter!
(Shut the fuck up you owl i will fuck your mom!)

by Gor+- November 5, 2006

Penised

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head

'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.

by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009