Pegynis

(n.) A freak accident when a man/woman has a weird and absurd combination of a penis and a vagina. Pronounced "puh-jie-ness". Often paired with a nice set of vagiballs.

Guy 1: Man, how was the club last night?
Guy 2: Dude, it was awful.
Guy 1: Why? What happened?
Guy 2: I was getting up on this hot chick, and when we came back to my apartment, she took of her pants and had a pegynis!

by jordansince1991 December 21, 2007

peginus

Pe-gin-us. A collaboration of penis, vagina and anus for when you just can't decide whether someone is being a penis, vagina or an arsehole. You may also possess a peginus, when it's such a mess down there you can't tell if it's a penis, vagina or arsehole.

'jerry you peginus'

by wader333 February 17, 2015

Pegenis

The all new two in one genital equipment. Fun for the whole family.

A Pegenis is fun for boys and girls.

by Sardoff77 September 11, 2016

paginis

a paginis is what your broster has; so if you want to sexually pleasure your sibiling you eack (eat/suck) your siblings paginis

eat my paginis

by _shifty February 18, 2014

Paginis

Epicena Vacuus, also known as Paginis, is a very rare disorder that develops in the womb. For unexplained reasons, the sex chromosomes take the form of "Z" resulting in a sexless individual. Those who suffer from Paginis have neither sex organ and develop no distinguishing traits.

-Many Stick Figures are portrayed with Paginis.
-Hillary Clinton has Paginis

by Dr. Geofery Ritzgen December 28, 2008

piginist

Someone who worships pig flavored food products

sam is a piginist bastard!

by Zane15 October 16, 2006

Paginis

The mysterious combination of a penis and a vagina that is found on certain intersexes and hermaphrodites. An organ that can neither be classified as a really huge clitoris or a really small penis. Fused labia can only be deferentiated from a tiny scrotum by poking around for testies and/or ovaries.

Not to be confused with the vapena, the pegina, or the vagipenialginas

You - what the heck it that?
Hermaphrodite - oh, that's my paginis, do you like it?
You - I'm not sure. How does it work?

by Maggie the Cat September 28, 2005