Pest 

Ryan Sean Rayner.

Xavier: "Hey, don't turn off my laptop I'm trying to work"

Ryan: * Does it anyway

Xavier: "OMG YOURE SUCH A PEST!"

Xavier: *Punches Ryan

Pest by pesthater2 May 15, 2023

Pest 

Any member of the LGBT community

That pest started screaming at me yesterday after I didn’t use his preferred pronouns.

Pest by Crusader_001 February 18, 2024

pest friend 

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

pest friend by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Pest Face

The Pest Face.

A face made, usually by males, when they see hot women. Their sexual desires are clearly written all over their face when they want sexual intercourse with a certain female 'victim'.

It consists of a strain in the face, possible teeth gritting or lower-lip biting and a dark glaze over the eyes as they imagine having their wicked way. A sweating brow and or top lip is usally evident.

John: Hey! Harry, stop giving her the pest face.

Harry: I can't help it my balls are the size of watermelons.

Pest Face by The Galavanters June 14, 2009

Pest-blocking 

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

Pest-blocking by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Pest Control 

The removal of certain living organisms, which may include rodents, insects and Britains fastest growing antagonism, the chav, from highly populated areas including town centres. Methods of removal include poisions, pestecides and weekly chav hunts. (see chav hunting)

Chav Zzap - The pest control which is eradicating verbal flatulence from Britain's streets

Pest Control by VorderzZ July 22, 2008

Pest-a-gooseasaurus 

A unique hard to find beautiful female whose intelligence is often underestimated. Her superior joke telling ability makes her stand out in a crowd. Difficult to keep in captivity but worth the challenge trying.

The woman I met has captivated my attention, she is a pest-a-gooseasaurus.

Pest-a-gooseasaurus by Pestygoose November 14, 2017