Pavement Artist

A person who goes fairly unnoticed, and blends in with the scenery. They don't stand out or draw attention.

She blends in so well, I'd consider her an expert pavement artist.

by chameleon.candy December 7, 2009

pavement dance

What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.

John pavement danced with 3 strangers on his way to work.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 18, 2004

pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.

Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl

by BigSchwing January 7, 2009

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing

Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing

by Mullenly August 22, 2021

pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006