by Big Ben's got a Big Clock October 5, 2010
Get the Patting mug.Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight.
by Twilighter February 23, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.A dazzling actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight.
by Kristaynuh April 20, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
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yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
by criestinaa January 30, 2009
Get the Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson mug.The last name of the most gorgeous man on Earth. This last name is often tagged to people's Facebook, Bebo, twitter etc names to pretend they're married to him.
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by I LOVE ROB October 14, 2011
Get the Pattinson mug.Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009
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