petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

Purtified

making an object purty

She needs to be purtified

by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

Parkified

When you make money from your unused car park.

" I didn't use my carpark while I was away, so I parkified it and made $50 a week!"

by Lancar June 11, 2017

petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

purified

original or unchanged, or made that way

man i love this purified drinking water

by dank mem lord November 2, 2017

pakified

1) some one who is, or has recently become, pakistani.

2) some one who has returned from a holiday, or a sunbathe in the garden, brown.

3) someone with mudd, shit, or any brown substance

1) Ajmal Allybishtay is a pakified young gentleman

2) Oh your back from spain with a fantastic tan, your looking practically pakified!! congrats!!

3) Get that shit of your face you look pakified

by McShuLad April 26, 2010