hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011

rainbow gathering

1. a non-monetary gathering for peace and community; occurs constantly both nationally and globally. barter welcome, but no alchohol allowed in the gathering proper. opposite of babylon.

"I had a blast helping out a kitchen at the rainbow gathering last summer."

by 2day September 23, 2005

snatch gathering

a gathering of females, the opposite of sausage feast.

girl one-wanna go to the party?

girl two-no i heard it was going to be a snatch gathering

by razzledazzle23 December 23, 2012

magic the gathering

A collectable card game in which two or more players battle each other using creatures, spells, artifacts, and enchantments. You can win in several ways:
1. Each player starts with 20 life. If one player's life total drops to 0 or less, they lose.
2. You can "deck" your opponent, meaning his library of cards is depleted and he can no longer draw.
3. If a player has 10 poison counters on them, they lose. This was a half-formed concept in earlier sets and is now extinct.
4. Your opponent can concede, or give up. This is often done when a player realizes that his situation is hopeless and decides to spare both players the wait of playing the whole thing out.

Magic is easily the most prolific and well known CCG ever. While other games have came along that might sell more than magic, such as Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh, these eventually (will) disappear as the players mature and move on to Magic, which has endured for 10 years.

Magic the gathering is cardboard crack

by Grubba November 3, 2003

Gathering of Eagles

A right-wing extremist group that claims to "support the troops," but strangely enough believes that sending them to places where they'll most likely come home in body bags is the best way of doing so. In the opinion of GOE (as this group is known), shipping young men and women off to die is patriotic. Gathering of Eagles members get their rocks off by harassing peaceful demonstrators at anti-war protests. They have also been known to film and threaten peace activists and have gone so far as to assault the grieving families of service members killed in recent conflicts. Anybody who disagrees with the GOE philosophy is summarily labled a traitor and a "moonbat," whatever that is. GOE members are opposed by several noble groups that include the Winter Soldiers and Veterans for Peace, groups whose members know the horrors of war and seek to spare future generations from them.

Carolyn Swartout is an infamous member of the right-wing fringe extremist group known as a Gathering of Eagles. She has been witnessed harassing peaceful protestors and uses her family, including her minor son, in attempts to trigger violent response. She is a coward.

by Blenderhead1991 May 15, 2009

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016