Paterno Party

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.

Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?

by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

Deus Pater

Deus Pater (the Christian God) from Djous Pater (Djovs/Jovis/Jove/Yohweh) and Dyeus Phtr. Deus has two meanings: God and Heavenly (from sky) which both translate to "God the Father" and "Heavenly Father."

Deus Pater is equal to Zeus Pater, Jupiter, and Jove (Yohweh)

by EtymologyResearcher March 5, 2023

Pantera

Heavy fucking southern heavy metal. Dimebag Darrell and his brothers being the pioneers of the band, taking the fuck the rest, we're the heavyiest shit ever, attitude.

Panter is some heavy shit, Dimebag's guitar sounds like a chainsaw with strings.

by MetalIsLife November 14, 2004

paneranoia

A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.

I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.

by Jason Jack Miller February 5, 2009

Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012

pantera

one of the best damn metal bands out there

RIP dimebag darrell 1966-2004

by EmJane April 16, 2005