Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

Patchy

Patchy is an 13 year old that sweats in a game called Brawl Stars.

He's such an patchy

by binnyyy November 27, 2020

patchy

not actively responding online; responding slowly with a few minutes respond-time

10:09 kai: wassup

10:13 joe: heyyyy

10:13 kai: hyd

10:17 joe: good wby

10:17 kai: why are you being so patchy?

10:25 joe: sorry im busy doing something

by johayal July 29, 2022

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022