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eli pathing

in League of Legends, when your pathing is bad (ex. go into a team fight when everyone is dead) you have the same pathing as player "CreamyLazagna" on LoL.
me: omg i have eli pathing
friend: ya your pathing is ass
by brandonplayz February 27, 2021
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University of Pitching

Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.

KC Coach: Where is Scalf?

Hendrickson: He will be here coach.

KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.

Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.

KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.

Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.

KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.
by Tyler Hendrickson December 20, 2008
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pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.
Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.
by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010
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Pachingas

Boobs. Milkers. Big bouncing balloons. Jugs. Slang referring to the female breasts. Also sometimes pronounced as “Bachingas”
“Woah, did you see that girl’s big ole bodon honkeroos?”

“Yeah. Those were some really nice pachingas.”
by TastyCereal December 24, 2021
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White Flag Pitching

Pitching that is so foreseeable and horrible, it's considered a surrender before the game even starts.
Considering the matchups in Toronto, I'll be happy as hell just take one of those games. One game is against Halladay, the other we have the white flag pitching.

Does Brian Cashman really think White Flag Pitching is an effective strategy to get the Yankees to the post season?
by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009
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Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin
In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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Patioing

The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity
I love patioing in the summer!
by TheRomanianOnHorsedreamer February 7, 2010
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