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Pastor Brag 

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.
Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.
Pastor Brag by usercompany May 3, 2017

Pastor Troy

the best rapper around today
Pastor Troy by JJ Caez August 27, 2006

pastor troy

"The last ni**a is da pastah... ready ta blast ya. I don't play no muthafu*kin games, D-S-G-B, ya know tha name, wood grain in the muthafu*kin doudy truck, got the black n' red seats with the Georgia tuft, an' i got my helmet hangin' out the winda ready to buss da head of a Fuckin Pretendah! N*GGA AS SOON AS I ENTA, YA KNOW I'M MAKIN' NOISE, PASTOR TROY AND DA EAST SIDE BOYS! AK's Bussin, i ride da whole clip, i cock at that ho, and let the MOTHAFU*KA RIP! cuz sank shit is whad-i live for.... fuck him,.... fuck her. i'm representin', put some more 'yac in my mug...... SO I CAN THROW IT UUUUUUP!!!!
the above lyrics were from Lil Jon's album Part II featuring the East Side Boys and such Dirty South artists. the song this verse is in is called 'Throw It Up'. oh yeah.

Pastor Troy.
pastor troy by stompy September 8, 2006

Pastor Larry L. Booker 

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker

pastor joel 

Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.

Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread

In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.
Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?

Stephanie: That's really good of him!
pastor joel by Turbo Mosaic October 16, 2023

pastor manning 

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.
Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.
pastor manning by Zeminator December 5, 2016