Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

pasteurized milk

Milk from cows that live in pastures.

MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.

by Squecker February 28, 2007

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

pastaroly

a word used to confuse murphy

Man, I wish pastaroly
Murphy: What?
Friend: same

by Smooth FUNK December 8, 2019

PastaroniRavioli

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022