A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
by skinnySinner January 13, 2015
Get the straight as parallel mug.This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
by ant July 5, 2004
Get the paraletic mug.A band formed by the former lead singer of Evans Blue Kevin Matisyn. They have yet to be signed to a major label. In 2009 put out their debut double album "A Summit Borderline/A Drop Oceanic". In 2010 they announced that they would record a follow up album tenitivley titled "Reasembaling The Icons" which is due out sometime late 2010.
I was so pissed when Kevin Matisyn was kicked out of evand blue but then I heard his work with Parabelle and I shit my fucking pants!!!!!!! My favorite song of their album is Pray To The Pessimest.
by GrIfFiNdAyLe May 28, 2010
Get the Parabelle mug.Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.
How bad is it?
The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.
Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
How bad is it?
The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.
Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008
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