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Pandora Hearts

A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.

Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.

The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.

Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012
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Padoru

An internet meme that you will listen for the whole December, and your social media will be spammed by them
Origin: In the PSP game Fate/Extra, the character Saber/Nero Claudius sings a Japanese parody of the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" during a short sequence in the game, ending with Claudius loudly yelling the lyrics "padoru padoru!"
Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, PADORU PADORU!
Japanese: 走れそりよ 風のように 月見原を パドルパドル)
by Jack Ouyang May 28, 2022
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pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Pandorum

A disease founded by emotional triggers, usually found in deep space missions, a feeling of fear. Thinking you can't be saved, you may find yourself in a state of Pandorum, or extreme fear of being alone. Thinking there is nothing left, usually causes craziness.
Duddde! He has Pandorum, I think he's going crazy!
She's got Pandorum, just a matter of time till we're all fucked
He had Pandorum and blew up the fucking ship
by iliketmd September 27, 2009
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pandora

A music program by Music Genome Project, that you put in a bands name and it creates a radio station with that bands songs, along with bands that have a similer style of that band. You can have several stations at a time.
Pandora is awesome and it's also really good
by PantsHat April 13, 2006
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Pandora

A beautiful girl, who loves to play video games and hang out with others. A bit of an introvert and can be shy at times but once you get to meet her she’ll be your friend to the end
You know pandora
The shy one?
What? She’s not shy!
by Bananagamer June 2, 2018
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Pandoraing

(verb) pandora*ing - the action of listening to pandora radio.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what up!?"

Guy 2: "Not much, just homeworking and pandoraing"

Guy 1: "Aw sweet dude!
by TT_Shoes November 17, 2009
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