Shady Panda

The Shady Panda is a rather distasteful and despicable sexual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both ejaculate on the woman's stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. Works better with darker skinned women.

Tom and Robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a Shady Panda. I think they are full of shit though.

by Nasty1932 April 6, 2009

Panda Buddy

A person in your life that you love as a best friend and has the same love for pandas as you do.

Parker is Makayla's Panda Buddy.

by ParkerPanda May 19, 2014

sad panda

An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.

For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.

I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.

by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E October 27, 2008

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

Panda Threat Level

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.

Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?

by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014

panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

by ahicart July 15, 2011