Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008

Punanified

When a woman can control the actions of a male through the use of her genitalia

Jason: Martin mate you have been Punanified since practically moving in with your girlfriend

by Jase the ace June 9, 2010

phat punanie

Phat punanie; phat-adjective. punanie-noun.used together-amazing. Punanie obviously a synonym for pussy,no definition needed.phat spelled this way refers to that very rare pussy, with its large lusious lips, perfectly shaped clit that swells to a mouthful, silky smooth, with juicy goodness, phat pussy offers much more than jus fuckin, use ur imaginations, take time to enjoy. (pussy so good, it needs a warning lable. Once u get summa this shit, up never want another, requires 100℅ dedication to please, but once mastered itl blow ur mind.

Only a sick, perverted, twisted soul can survive the unimaginable pleasures of a phat punanie

Pussy snatch snapper CUNT
vagina nanny puntange totally fucking awesome

by Freaky 4 jess January 19, 2017

punani

Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse

1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.

by raygee July 30, 2003

punani dasani

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.

Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!

by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020

Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019

punani juice

Poontang juice
The succulent aromatic flow of vaginal liquid that seeps from the poon poon

This liquid may be clear or discoloured and pungent in smell

Should be enjoyed chilled over ice

The fucken dumb biatch was so hot n horny, she had punani juice dripping down her puss

by Staywet October 28, 2013