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Palestined

I really wanted to cancel my gym membership but I was palestined by the manipulative salesperson and ended up renewing for another 2 years!
by Mohammad Hassan December 27, 2023
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Palestined

When a person doesn’t take accountability for their own self-inflicted problems and shifts it to another more successful individual in order to play victim and gain sympathy from others.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I killed my boss cause he was making me poor.
Prisoner 1: How was he making you poor?
Prisoner 2: He fired me for not showing up to work and complaining that it was his fault.
Prisoner 1: oh so you totally palestined it
by Heehee😂😂😂 December 27, 2023
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Palestined

To hold into something for so long you start to believe it’s yours.
“ bro I lent Jimmy my PS5 last year and he’s had it so long he now refuses to give it back or even acknowledge it’s mine. Dude Palestined me!”
by Allah is god December 27, 2023
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Palestined

When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.
My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.
by Justinebahama December 27, 2023
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Palestined

To viciously attack someone and then cry like a baby when the person who’s been attacked fights back.
John kicked me in the shins; I kicked him back and he is now hiding behind a random woman’s skirt and crying like a baby.

Damn dude, John really Palestined you!”
by DrTruthSeeker December 27, 2023
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Palestined

To viciously attack someone and then cry like a baby when the person who was attacked fights back.
John kicked me in the shins; when I tried to kick him back he ran away crying and is now hiding behind a random woman’s skirt. I’ve been Palestined.
by DrTruthSeeker December 27, 2023
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Palestinianed

When you get blown up with a bomb, raped or shot for no good reason
My sister was Palestinianed on October 7th when Hamas decided to invade Israel.
by F Palestine December 27, 2023
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