Dr. Ian Paisley

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.

Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!

Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!

Bob: It's all good!

by Honest Bob January 18, 2005

paisley

the kindest funniest person you will ever meet. sometimes she doesnt realize how amazing she is. shes a great and supportive friend who will always have your back. Paisley always has the prettiest eyes.

when ever im sad i can count on paisley to give a hug.

by sadie_is_better March 28, 2022

PAISLEY

A great friend. She is so cute pretty and sweet. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a great heart. She is sassy and funny and amazing. I love being around her and she is the light to everyone’s life.

Paisley is amazing

by CUPCAKESUEGAR07 December 1, 2018

Paisley

Paisley is a meme god that’s extremely smart. She’s a sweat at school and with work. She’s hilarious, and she’s one of a kind. She’s a natural born leader who likes to subtly brag. She’s the best in school. If you find a Paisley, never let her go. She can really help you in the long run. Finally, her favorite game is Mario Kart. Literally any of them. All Paisleys are Nintendo addicts.

Maria: “Do you see that girl over there? She’s such a Paisley.”
Caleeb: “Yeah. I totally agree. Did you see the new meme on her story?”

by lolxdyouthoughthaha November 4, 2019

paisley

Scots:
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.

2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow

I love Club 69, but I can't afford the bus to Shiteho-- sorry, Paisley.

by marka March 9, 2005

paisley

A bandana, flag or rag.

"I got jumped cause my black paisley was hangin out my back pocket."

by chickenyoyo April 26, 2006

Paisley

Paisley is small and soft and very pretty. She is very outgoing and loves to explore new places. She loves her food and is quite forward about asking for a meal and when she eats her table manners are not the best. She is very talkative, but is sometimes difficult to understand. She is not an intellectual, but sometimes exhibits some quite amazing insights. She loves to play and is very energetic, but she also loves to sleep and will spend hours drowsing with her eyes half-closed.

Felix: “Your rabbit Paisley is so adorable and fluffy!!!”
Alex: “I know right??!”
Felix: “Yup! There couldn’t be any animal cuter than a Paisley!”

by nnAnyletaK February 3, 2018