Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

by BlkSwn December 1, 2017

PMS ( painful memory syndrom)

painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)

Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"

by T-Niz October 9, 2008

Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

painful

May be used as well to express exertion.

On a painful day it occurs that I am punished hard by a person that is pushing his elbow into my penis while entering the plane.

by melmo999 July 20, 2008

painful orgasm

when your getting an orgasm but those screams of pleasure? yeah thats intense pain. it usually has something to do with rippage. so be careful and go easy.

my vagina is loose because of the rippage from that painful orgasm. ow!

by i am chuck norris. i know all. February 15, 2009

Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008