paedonoia

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.

Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.

by Mikky April 3, 2004

Paedofile

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

by kam75xx February 12, 2019

pedocracy

A society of Pedophiles

Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.

by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

pedocunt

a name for a couple that's comprised of a convicted pedophile and his cunt of a girlfriend/wife who protects and defends him against ridicule, often in conniving, malicious, and/or denigrating ways.

Dude, you should have realized you're dealing with a pedocunt, that bitch is trying fuck up your life for saying he likes to touch little boys

by fester(not a molester) August 3, 2010

Pedochilesterdiskopita

The mix of a pedophile, a child molester, a distractor and a spanakopita.

Dude your such a Pedochilesterdiskopita

by NoneOfYourBuisness:) January 4, 2022

Pedocel

A incel pedophile.

You're just a loser pedocel

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Pedocord

A chat app where grown-up adults groom their young zoomer victims.

Also used by neets with lo life and who are afraid of ever touching grass.

Also known as "Discord."

Yes, I met John, I mean, Luna on Pedocord, and she wants me to help her figure out some vital stuff.

by turbochad3000 June 14, 2022