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pagan skins

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.
In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.
by DexterSR300DX April 6, 2003
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Pagani

The act of doing something, then reversing it. Rinse and repeat.

Usually breaking established rules by doing so.
*Player 1 is moving a chess piece, finishes placing it. Then they put that chess piece back to the previous location. Then repeat.*

Player 2: Uhhh...
Player 1: What?
Player 2: Mind not doing a Pagani?
by WMW2013 December 18, 2013
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child beauty pageants

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn
by Charles0304 February 9, 2021
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child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?
Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014
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Palance

A term used by Trinidadians which originated from three words which are PArty, Lime ANd danCE and hence the term palance.
We had a big palance last night.
by drebel_3 February 15, 2010
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paganism

A nature-based religion.

Can be seen as having one deity or many, but never any kind of "devil" as this is a purely Christian concept invented much later.
"Is Wicca a form of Paganism?"
"I guess it is, in the same way that Catholisism is a form of Christianity."
by Zoecb January 18, 2005
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paenus

The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.
"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."
by elementchaos December 9, 2008
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