Only feed their
kids all-natural, sugar-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, organic, flavorless food, are always competing for the most
kids, drive mini-vans, play Kidz Bop 24/7, wear huge sunglasses and way too much
brown eyeshadow, have dyed hair, soccer coach, never misses a parent-teacher conference, brings baked goods for every single elementary
school event, uses words like "blood orange," carries a giant purse that's probably turquoise with never-ending snacks,
wet-wipes, and gum, have a walking or yoga group, go to Starbucks every morning, is in a book club, always has the latest hot tea, writes a 'mommy-blog,' and is constantly looking for recipes on Pinterest or Good Housekeeping.