(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body
by prettythoughts February 12, 2018
by sketchygurl September 4, 2010
The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.
by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009
by Merriam Webster August 22, 2003
Guy 1: "Dude want to go to that bar in Florida by the bingo place?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."
by KeelyLC March 27, 2012
The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.
The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.
Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.
Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."
"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."
"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."
"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."
"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
by TrevorEG October 29, 2013
"I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
by Alexzia Movzmi February 5, 2012