The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.
by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022
Get the Preview Beers mug.Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
by Netherlipz June 26, 2009
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Hey did you check out Shutter Island?
Nope major previewture ejaculation when i watched the advertisements.
Haha i know. OMG WHO COULD THE OTHER PATIENT BE?
Nope major previewture ejaculation when i watched the advertisements.
Haha i know. OMG WHO COULD THE OTHER PATIENT BE?
by The Sullier January 10, 2011
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by Stormin' April 28, 2003
Get the preview mug.I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.
by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010
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