PPM

Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.
Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.
by Dankstinky March 05, 2016
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Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM
by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020
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Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.
Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.
by Diego September 10, 2003
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"Bro what was your PPM?"
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Pay Per Meet, prideful prostitute says PPM instead of say PtP, pay to play
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Pussies per minute (ppm) is a general term used to measure how much pussy a guy gets. Derived from revolutions per minute (rpm), ppm can be used to help an individual convey how much sexual intercourse he has.

Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.
“Dude ever since I broke up with my girlfriend my ppm went up like two numbers”

“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”

“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats
by Blablayazzy February 03, 2021
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PPM stands for Patton Parker Mafia. This is one set in the Pythons' gang. This gang is very popular on the east coast. The pythons are very vicious and have been known for demolishing several other sets from different gangs. The specific set P.P.M. comes from two street names Patton and Parker. This set started in Meriden, CT. The python's colors are purple and green. a green bandana is normally hung out of the right pocket.
uh oh, the PPM is on another spree!
by Mainloc. August 01, 2008
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