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ppms

ppms means pre or post pms. Meaning that it's an excuse for a girl to be a bitch to everybody.
Why are you being such a bitch?!" "I'm Ppmsing, bitch.
by SheReneenay December 13, 2010
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PPMS

The teachers want you to jump off a bridge so they don’t have to teach you. This place is terrible and no one learns stuff here. Every seventh grader has a juul and drinks rockstar. Every sixth grader has a boyfriend/girlfriend. And eighth graders try to fight everyone and smoke weed. The lunch room smells like a dead fish and the lunch treys the pizza comes on taste better than the pizza. One person in seventh grade got caught taking pictures in the girls locker room.(he was a boy)
PPMS Sucks
by Middle Schooler11 March 31, 2019
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ppm

Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.
Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.
by Diego September 10, 2003
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PPMs

Number of pumps per minute during sex. Speed of pelvic thrust by a male during sex.
His PPMs were 90 pumps per minute
by Kotacass May 21, 2022
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PPM

means “personal pleasure machine”, referring to a significant other.
Guys, say hello to my PPM Kyle!
by tillie willie January 21, 2020
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PPM

PPM stands for Patton Parker Mafia. This is one set in the Pythons' gang. This gang is very popular on the east coast. The pythons are very vicious and have been known for demolishing several other sets from different gangs. The specific set P.P.M. comes from two street names Patton and Parker. This set started in Meriden, CT. The python's colors are purple and green. a green bandana is normally hung out of the right pocket.
uh oh, the PPM is on another spree!
by Mainloc. September 25, 2008
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PPM

"Bro what was your PPM?"
by MILFLVR April 7, 2022
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