postcrastinate

Procrastinating making a post on social media

My friend loves to postcrastinate! She's been saying she was going to make a post about her birthday party last Saturday for the past week, but keeps putting it off.

by thedaughterofperdition October 29, 2018

postcrastinate

Procrastinating is putting something off by wasting time before you do it. Postcrastinating is doing something, then wasting time afterwards.

Yeah, I finished my essay in an hour, now I'm just gonna postcrastinate for a bit.

by Matt Coulshed May 31, 2006

Jersey Postcard

Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.

You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...

by Another_Oz March 7, 2008

Postcard

One fineee bitch. Usually from the tropics or another vacation destination. Could be the name for the girl you hooked up with on vacation, or just a girl you spot thats lookin' hot and appears to be local.

"There's a few postcards over at the bar I wouldn't mind sendin' home"

by Psuedonymm June 30, 2008

postcarder

A person who uses text messaging or instant messaging to send one-way communications. Even if you respond immediately to their postcard, there is little hope you will receive a reply. The postcard has already put their phone away or closed the instant messaging window after they delivered their postcard

Ian is such a postcarder. I received another one-way text message from his this morning. I replied the 2nd I got his message, but he probably already turned his phone off.

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Postpare

To get ready for something that already happened

I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong

by Kingturboturtle May 27, 2022

Postcard

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.

I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016